thisisspinaltapprivilege:

grapefruitmimosa:

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

the older you are reading this post the funnier it is

voidrat:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

kittenanarchy:

Other girls:

• so hot
• really strong and opinionated and brave
• always nice and supportive
• cool af, doing good things, smart
• awesome

Me:

• also pretty hot
• really strong and opinionated and brave
• always nice and supportive
• cool af, doing good things, smart
• also awesome. what the heck. turns out every girl is cool, including me?
• nice

flowury:

growing up is crying for a good sec and then being able to be like “ok bitch times up!” And stopping because you got shit to do